Monday 8 August 2011

CROATIAN MAN MISSING

After the devastating riots that shook Tottenham the last two nights, it has been revealed that a young, 25 year old Croatian man is missing...

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His family and friends claim he's missing although several onlookers, describe it as "escaped". He was seen taking off towards West Ham, chanting "Luka Free, Luka Free"
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His owner life partner manager is very upset at this and has urged calm and looting in the days that follow.

Please if you see him, call 0061-10-10-10, that's oh-oh-six-one, won-nothing, won-nothing, won-nothing.

If you see him on the streets do not attempt to subdue him with cheese as he is addicted to the substance, and is lactose intolerant.

Can be identified from other rat-like creatures by his Chelsea FC under garments and obvious cunt-ness


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