The Rumour Mill, It Really Is A Looney Tune

In a series of, pictures, the Red Dead Sun shows you HOW newspapers such as the Daily Fail bring top level journalism to the play and they should be credited for the amazing work they do, rather than being ridiculed. Scoffed and laughed at, like they're nothing more than Looney Tunes:

As soon as the season ends, crack journalists begin to refine their game

These are the steps they take:

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Phone calls all round, June-August is a very good season for mobile carriers such as O2 and Vodaphone.

Contact your finest reporter and make sure he knows what you want the story to be about, or rather, who

Once your reporter fails do do his job, he can either:

A) Rehash and old story

OR

B) Get a colleague to help him falsify an interview

Of course, payday comes in the end whether the story is true or false, as it hits PRINT

Of course, the best stories are the ones with a 50/50 percent chance of happening. i.e he either stays or goes.

Fan reaction is equally varied, he stays OR he goes

I'd like to thank my unnamed, unquotable source for giving me the insider information.

Happy 5th of July.

TA