Mr. Montgomery Burns Wenger, or, A Force To Be Reckoned With

Seriously. Er, first, hello :)

But seriously, how the hell am I the only one that sees this:

Mr. Wenger IS Mr.Burns.

I know I've pissed you all off with that, I DO NOT care, actually, I do, I'm sorry...

Real football news, Vermaelen returns to the fantabulous Arena of the kick ball tournament. Kick the ball, kick the Fletcher, speaking of Fletchers, the media fallout from Jose's "honesty" is weirdly funny. It seems to me we all need a laugh, because we all know how hard we have it after we lose to United.

Every Arsenal fan has that idiot Man United fan friend or family member that annoys the f*ck out of them, which is annoying.

Yes, I'm super pessimistic, the Arsenal players don't look like they give a shit about the rest of the season, why should I? I was resigned to finishing 2nd and now, I'm resigned to 3rd. I just hope, I won't be left hoping we finish 4th. Or 5th.

I really don't want West Ham to be relegated, I really, really don't! But then, there's Scott Parker. Who's clearly not Denilson, and that, boys, girls, trannies and such,that is a major improvement.

Community is funny, innit :)

Now, I have to go do some actual, real work, this plan is a bitch. Lot's of rooms :( Who needs houses anyways?

Live long and prosper, see ya!!

First Post, Wenger In, Wenger Out, Missionaries et al

Fans of football would know this is not a sexual innuendo, but the two diverse camps the Arsenal faithful are divided into.
It's hard not to sympathize with followers of both camps,. Anyone with access to a video game console and FIFA11 or Football Manager 2011 (not going to mention PES because it's stupid) anyone that's ever virtually managed a team knows how easy it is to win a trophy, just buy Eden Hazard and Buffon. But is it? Really?

It's clear that Wenger is under some, if not lots, of pressure. Clearly, he seems to be slowly transforming, physically, into Mr. Burns from the Simpsons. I say physically, because, he's always been a bit like Mr. Burns hasn't he, not spending money, promoting from within, has a number 2 that is clearly in love with him and keeps trusting idiots (Homer and Denilson). But the clearest resemblance, is the failure to spend ,money, spend it big.

That's where the ugly head of the Wenger out parade gets it's nutrition from, WENGER Y U NO SPEND MONEY? It asks, shaking it's ghastly face, but as we've seen from countless movies, that bad guy isn't always the ugly one, movies like Mission Impossible where that ugly mug Tom Cruise saves us all. Do we trust the timid group that unquestioningly puts it's faith behind Wenger? Knowing no matter what insults be laid upon them they cal sally forth with a cry of "INVINCIBLES" and expect Wenger to do it again?

Wenger, with his rose tinted glasses and absurd faith in Denilson, Wenger with his 6 year trophy drought, stubborn Mr.Wenger?

It seems the Arsenal board WILL put it's faith in the Frenchman, but it's clear, some supporters have had enough and want to see the back of Wenger, but who will replace the man?

Pep Guardiola, with his weird transfer policy, Arsenal clearly don't have money to spend 45million Euroes on David Silva.
Jose Mourinho, who hates Arsenal?
Take a gamble, give it to Pat Rice? An old player?
Get a mid table manager, Owen Coyle? If he implodes spectacularly in a Hodgson-esque manner?
Or try our luck with Sir Alex...

The dissection of Arsenal's season has begun, doom mongers, conspiracy theorists, Wenger fans and even some nuetrals who will Arsenal's pretty tippy-tappy football see some reward. Harsh words will be exchanged, rumours will fly about.

But in the end, we'll all be united, under one common principle, Wenger or no Wenger, we'll all still be praying that Denilson doesn't get near an Arsenal shirt next season...